The Stair Master

For my gym go-ers, I’m sure y’all know this lovely machine…THE STAIRMASTER/

Ladies use it for the booty growth and dudes use it to make themselves all sweaty n shit. 10/10 most POPULAR cardio machine in the whole damn gym, half the time there isn’t even a machine left to use.

Alissa, why the fuck are you writing about the damn stairmaster… where the fuck is the sex stories and relationship advice that you give to everyone but don’t take for yourself?

Well… since youre askinggggg…

Like everything else in my life, the stairmaster has a deeper meaning for me. For some odd reason, I tend to look at everything a level deeper than it really is. 

So quick lil background story on this lovely machine. 

I have been going to the gym pretty consistently for the past three years. SO that means that I have been passing by this machine almost every single day for the past 1095 days of my life. 

So. 
The.
Fuck.
What.
Alissa.

Slowest article ever SORRY… I am getting to my point soon. Bare with me okayyyy?

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